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The Village Idiot

South African Vegan Friendly Vegetarian Friendly
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Attributes

  • Outdoor Seating
  • Live Sport
  • Fireplace

A true Inner City haven, The Village Idiot is a vintage Neighbourhood Bar & Restaurant that enthusiastically embraces South African braai culture. This is a place where we raise our glasses to foolish renegades, adventurous idiots and all the people who refuse to live by the rules of conformity.

Relax, unwind and indulge in true laidback living. The large balcony plays host to a variety of braai events in the summertime and offers unrivalled views of the vibrant concrete jungle below. During the colder months, the charming colonial fireplace makes the whole space feel warm and cosy, perfect for those chilly winter nights.

Our menu is a melting pot of traditional and modern South African cultures, smashed together with loads of flavour.

The venue boasts multiple mounted TV Screens and a large Drop-down Projector for the screening of sports events. Live music and in-house DJs create a vibe that carries the party well into the early hours of the morning.

For more information on daily deals, seasonal themes and special events, find us on Social Media and sign up for your own slice of idiot life. Bring a date, your mate or your mother…just don’t miss out!

Reviews (109)

4.6 out of 5.0
Based on the past 12 months
Food 4.8
Value 4.7
Service 4.4
Ambience 4.6
  • Brett H. Dined: 2 weeks ago
    4.8
    Food 5.0
    Value 5.0
    Service 5.0
    Ambience 4.0
  • Tarrynlee M. Dined: 1 month ago
    4.5
    Food 5.0
    Value 4.0
    Service 5.0
    Ambience 4.0
  • Boneka Tshaya Dined: 2 months ago
    5
    Food 5.0
    Value 5.0
    Service 5.0
    Ambience 5.0

    Reviewed on: Sun 01 Sep 24
    Wow! it was perfect place for my serenity the vibe was good and the service was absolutely amazing

  • Anushka C. Dined: 2 months ago
    4.8
    Food 5.0
    Value 5.0
    Service 4.0
    Ambience 5.0
  • Cathleen H. Dined: 3 months ago
    3.8
    Food 4.0
    Value 4.0
    Service 4.0
    Ambience 3.0

    Reviewed on: Tue 06 Aug 24
    The food was delicious and the daily specials make meals more affordable. It started getting noisy towards 9pm but that is to be expected as this is the time most of the clubbing guests arrive.

  • Nicky D. Dined: 5 months ago
    5
    Food 5.0
    Value 5.0
    Service 5.0
    Ambience 5.0

    Reviewed on: Fri 31 May 24
    We were work colleagues visiting for the first time and had the best time. Excellent service, friendly staff, amazing specials, and we will definitely be back for more.

  • Nicole C. Dined: 5 months ago
    4
    Food 4.0
    Value 4.0
    Service 3.0
    Ambience 5.0
  • Bojan L. Dined: 5 months ago
    5
    Food 5.0
    Value 5.0
    Service 5.0
    Ambience 5.0

    Reviewed on: Thu 16 May 24
    Deliciously big portions, extreme value for money, and super friendly staff!

  • Ivan K. Dined: 5 months ago
    1
    Food 0.0
    Value 0.0
    Service 1.0
    Ambience 0.0

    Reviewed on: Thu 09 May 24
    I would like a reminder of your dress code when making a reservation. This is a lovely place to go to, I've been there multiple times, but yesterday we were turned away due to dress code. A reminder would be beneficial, as one does not remember this slight detail when you only go there once every so often

    The Village Idiot responded on Thu 09 May 24:
    Dear Ivan, Thank you for your feedback. We apologize that you did not experience our service during your recent visit, as you were not allowed entry due to our dress code policy. Our dress code is clearly stated in our menu and at our entrance for the safety and comfort of all patrons. Flip flops are not allowed, particularly on student nights. We appreciate your understanding. Best regards, The Village Idiot

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Opening Hours

  • Monday CLOSED
  • Tuesday 18h00 - 02h00
  • Wednesday 18h00 - 02h00
  • Thursday 18h00 - 02h00
  • Friday 18h00 - 02h00
  • Saturday 18h00 - 02h00
  • Sunday CLOSED

Wednesday Special

Every Wednesday, get a Burger + Slaw + Side + Dop for only R125! Order any burger plus a choice of 330ml Standard Beer or a glass of House wine.

  • 25 Jul - 31 Dec
  • Wednesday only: 18:00 - 23:00
  • All pax
  • Last confirmed: 10 Sep 2024

Thursday Special

Every Thursday, get 50 percent of all food on the menu!

  • 26 Jul - 31 Dec
  • Thursday only: 18:00 - 23:30
  • All pax
  • Last confirmed: 10 Sep 2024

Friday Special.

Receive a complimentary bottle of Bubbles, House Wine or Jug of Standard Beer with the purchase of any Party Platter

  • 26 Jul - 31 Dec
  • Friday only: 18:00 - 23:00
  • All pax
  • Last confirmed: 10 Sep 2024

Saturday Meal Deal Special.

Get two Main meals plus a bottle of House Wine OR a jug of Standard Beer OR a jug of Frozen Margarita for only R400!

  • 26 Jul - 31 Dec
  • Saturday only: 18:00 - 23:00
  • All pax
  • Last confirmed: 10 Sep 2024

Happy Hour.

30 percent off Selected Dop. Standard Beers, House Wine, House Spirits, Olmeca Tequila Porn Star Cocktail & Slushies

  • 26 Jul - 31 Dec
  • Wed-Sat: 18:00 - 20:00
  • All pax
  • Last confirmed: 10 Sep 2024